The Best Wedding Gift

 

BLACK COCK !

 

WAOW ! My Favourite ! Thanks Girls . . .

FANGOSA+MIKI MONTIEL: Ni Remotamente (2009)

Surprise Motherfucker !

 

OOOOooopsss ! Fucking soap . . .

 

 

YYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRG ! A NIGGA !

 

 

Don't shout, enjoy, it could be WORSE !

 



MIGUEL BOSÉ+GLORIA GAYNOR: Hacer Por Hacer (2009)

"Hacer por Hacer" by Miguel Bosé & Gloria Gaynor (2009).

 

 ¿ EING ?

 

LA HE LIAO PARDA !

 

La madre que la p. . . . 

 

  ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

 

Who's The Queen Of Bitches Now ?

 

FUCK YOU SISTA !

DOLLY PARTON: Nine To Five (1979)

"Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton (1979).

TERRIFIC SLIDE !

If you're barking MAD, try it !

 

 



Fritura Terrorífica

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep !

EURYTHMICS: Don't Ask Me Why (1989)

"Don't Ask Me Why" by Eurythmics (1989).

Divine Sex

THE KNACK: My Sharona (1979)

"My Sharona" by The Knack (1979).

Nice Tits !

 

Fuck Yeah !

MADONNA: Vogue (1990)

 

V O G U E

 

 

"Vogue" by Madonna (1990).

Piruleta

GEORGE MICHAEL: Amazing (2004)

"Amazing" by George Michael (2004).

Estampida !!!

 

OUCH ! . . . con ESTAMPADA !

GEORGE MICHAEL: Fast Love (1996)

"Fast Love" by George Michael (1996).

Are You Nervous ?

 

Too many steroids, guys !

Little Terrorist

 

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK !

Fin De Trayecto

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ . . .

 

WHAAAAT THE HELL ! ! !

PRESTO

A Walt Disney & Pixar Film "PRESTO" (2012).

Defective Wand ?

I'll kill you Harry . . . What the . . . ? ? ?

 

 

 

FUCKING WAND !

 

B A N G !

 

LOSER !

Skinhead or Leukemia ?

 

Are you kidding me little bastard ?

EL CALIPO

corto El calipo from Fitzcarraldo Films on Vimeo.

In Da Face !

 

BROOOUUUUAAAARGH !

 

 

Pero, ¿ Qué coñññooooo ha comido esa vieja PUERKA ?

 

Big Confusion

 

WTF ? ? ?

A Present For The Queen

 

It's time to cut off. Are you ready, man ?

 

You're a bad girl . . .

THE BUGGLES: Video Killed The Radio Star (1979)

"Video Killed The Radio Star" by The Buggles (1979).

THE HUMAN LEAGUE: Don't You Want Me (1981)

"Don't You Want Me" by The Human League (1981).

Click

 

WHAT THE FFF. . . . . . ?

 

B A N G !

 

 

FINE !

 

THE PRETENDERS: Brass In Pocket (1979)

"Brass in Pocket" by The Pretenders (1979).

Do You Know ?

 

D R I N K !

Top Model

 

MECAGÜENLAPUUUUUT.....AAAAAH !

 

 

OUCH !

 

BRAVAAAA ! BRAVÍSIMAAAAA !



GEORGE MICHAEL: Too Funky (1992)

 

FASHION . . .

 

 

"Too Funky" by George Michael (1992).

Are You Kidding Me ?

 

Good chantage . . .

MINIONS (2013)

 

 

KATY PERRY: California Gurls ft. Snoop Dogg (2010)

 

 

"California Gurls" by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg (2010).

Scared ?

 

RELAX: Some lube and you'll see how easy it enters !

PHARRELL WILLIAMS: Happy (2013)

 

Because I'm so HAPPYYYY !

 

"Happy" by Pharrell Williams (2013).

What A Wonderful Morning !

 

B O N K !  YAAAAAP !

 

You want sausage for breakfast, honey ?

 

RU PAUL: Supermodel (1993)

 

 Bitch please, I'm fabulous !

"Supermodel (You better work)" by Ru Paul (1993).

Big Tits

 

Ugly face !

 

 

WHAT THE FUCK !

 

VILLAGE PEOPLE: YMCA (1978)

"YMCA" by Village People (1978).

Mac versus PC

 

W A R !

PET SHOP BOYS: Somewhere (2003)

"Somewhere" by Pet Shop Boys (2003).

Ponme Las Pilas !

 

Con o sin vaselina ?

Crazy Ass Guy

 

SHAKE YOUR BOOTY !

 

Humm . . . He needs some relief ? Read my mind . . .

Frustraciones

ELIZA DOOLITTLE: Pack Up (2010)

 

 

"Pack Up" by Eliza Doolittle (2010).

Coca Por Un Tubo

 

COCAINE PIPE: Only for Old People

Boobs For Breakfast !

 

1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, . . .

 

 

Incredible show baby !

 

IGGY POP: Lust For Life (1996)

"Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop (1996).

Mechanical Ladder Killer

WHAT THE F. . . !

 

FUCKIN' MORON . . .